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"I knew I had to date him, that was it. So I made a date with Scott later. [But] Cher had just been to see Sunset Boulevard. And she hunted me down the next day through management, people, whatever.

"They said, ‘Cher wants to have dinner with you.’ And I said: ‘I can’t… have dinner with her.’ And there was a dead silence at the end of the phone: ‘What?!’ ‘I can’t have dinner with Cher because I have a date tonight with Scott.’ 

"They went: ‘Right, hold on.’ Click. On hold. Over to the other line. Apparently they were going to ask her: ‘He’s got a date, and he doesn’t want to break it.’

"That was the chance of a lifetime for me. I’m not talking about having dinner with Cher, but my date with Scott. The management came back to me and said: ‘Fine, she says, bring him.’

”[…] And we all met up and had dinner with Cher and we had a fab time. At the end of the evening, she said to me: ‘Walk me to my car, you’ll love it.’ As we were walking to the car arm-in-arm, the photographers came out of the bushes, you name it.[…] And the next day in the tabloids, I was her new toyboy.

"But little did they know, the boy with the bicycle that walked out after us went and unhooked his bike. I put her in the car, went off, got my Jag, opened the trunk, put his bike in the trunk, and took I took him home. And he stayed. For eighteen years now.”

- John Barrowman on his first date with husband Scott Gill in 1994

stilinskiandsarcasm:

jakewhyman:

flacodev:

inkystars:

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, i should have noticed when he spoke about the friend ahahaha!!

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YOU’VE DISCOVERED MY SECRET

  1. Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down.
  2. After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.
Cat sleeping on the one thing on the floor.

Cat sleeping on the one thing on the floor.

werebohen:

seriously why isn’t scackson a major ship I mean

  • there’s conflict and rivalry
  • jackson is obsessed with scott
  • heavily suggestive threats (THAT APPLE)
  • naked fighting
  • scott is the only one who doesn’t want to kill jackson
  • NAKED FIGHTING
  • co-captains
  • posey and colton were always all over each other
  • IT’S JUICY

deansdemonhair:

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

well that escalated quickly

wellmetkinsman:

*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*